Sam. 17. Canadian. I love music and peanut butter and Jonah Hill.


On my wedding day, I’m gonna recite my vows twice.

Once at the altar and again in the bedroom.

With my tongue.

On her pussy.

One letter at a time.


"how will i explain gay couples to my children”

if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love


On Marianas Monday and in celebration of Pop 101 being released, here is a very emotional Josh Ramsay performing Good to You. Enjoy!


treat people like naruto would treat them

"Is 6 shots of vodka a good enough excuse to call you and hear your voice?"

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